Another D&D Parody Song….

To the tune of “Once in a Lifetime” by Talking Heads:
(for the full effect, WoTC is pronounced “Watt-See”)

You may find yourself running a dungeon hack
You may find yourself playing in another world
You may find yourself behind the screen of a D&D campaign
You may find yourself, with an updated book, with updated rules
You may ask yourself, well, why am I playing this?

Letting the games go by, more errata holds me down
Letting the games go by, more errata coming out
Into the webs again, after the money’s gone
Once every few months, more errata coming out

WoTC may ask themselves, how do we sell this?
WoTC may ask themselves, should we write another campaign?
WoTC may tell themselves, these are not up-to-date books!
WoTC may tell themselves, these are not balanced rules!

<Chorus>
Letting the games go by, more errata holds us down
Letting the games go by, more editions coming out
Onto the shelves again, after our money’s gone
Once every few years, more editions coming out

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was

Problems resolving and rules removing
There is errata to the errata by now
Remove the problems, add in some more problems
Remove the problems by removing the errata

<Chorus>

You may ask yourself, what is really Essential?
You may ask yourself, what does WoTC want to do?
You may ask yourself,  is it right? Is it wrong?
You may say to yourself, my god, what have they done?

<chorusx2>

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